Thursday, July 24, 2008

10 Things I Hate about my brain...

1. What was the title again....
2. Oh yeah, stuff about my brain I don't like
2. So did the first ones count
6. Yes
8. I forget what I'm doing by the time I start
9. I love sports
10. What was the title again?????????

Basically what I'm trying to say is that I get distracted easily, but these distractions are not necessarily limited to shiney things (though I do like shiney things), but mostly my own brain comes up with a new thought, a new "directive" immediately after I just embarked on the previous directive.

Example: I go downstairs to do laundry, when I come back up, here is a list of things that I have now done.

1. Gone back up stairs to get some cereal
2. Remember that I went downstairs to do laundry
3. Go back downstairs
4. Beat RockBand
5. Twice
6. Run upstairs for a Soda
7. Go to Wal-Mart to get Sodas
8. Come home with 6 cases of water and a Men's Health magazine determined to change my ways.
9. Go to Sev
10. Get Big Gulp of Pepsi
11. Beat RockBand again
12. Start blogging about my brain
13. Wave to Kristen as she comes down to start some Laundry
14. $&*%!!!

And that folks, is juuuuust about every day of my life. You see now why I'm so bad at blogging... it's not that I don't want to, or "forget." No, it's that I plaaaaan to do it. And this folks is why I hate my brain.

All that being said, I plan (you know what that means) to start writing in this and my other at least weekly, and work from there, please forgive me for depriving you all (3 or 4 of you) of the entertainment that is, my blog (now it's zero of you).

Man I must interview well....

I can't seem to Focus
And I don't know why
Nothing seems to stick
no matter how hard I try
I can remember numbers
like a friggin computer
but my brain changes lanes
like a pissed of commuter
So all I have to say about
I still love sports
the end...